It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize