youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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