No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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