Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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