the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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