My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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