He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My vagina is very pro this idea
wow bdsm is so cute
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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