So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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