His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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