Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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