this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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