Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Did I show you my penis last night?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
