Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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