You really coming over, don't trick.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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