You're so nebulous sometimes
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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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