At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You have to summon your inner elephant
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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