On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
