He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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