I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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