Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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