Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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