How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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