she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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