I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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