If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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