He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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