What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she peed on how many people?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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