Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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