She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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