You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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