she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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