tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
