p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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