I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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