fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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