My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So squirting runs in the family.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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