Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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