I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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