dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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