But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
