I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There r osticjed everywhere
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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