just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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