So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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