WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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