this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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