wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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