It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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