does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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