I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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