Me too!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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