Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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