watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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