Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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